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The Dynamic Duo [harry potter comedy]
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Last published Sun, Nov 8, 2015
One peaceful day, while the kids are at Hogwarts, Harry and Ginny are having a cup of tea [as you always do, when you're British], when they're discussing that ugly muggle twat Donald Trump. Harry accidentally says something along the lines of "I wish I could stop him," and voila! Harry's wish was accepted.
So, Harry is asleep next to a half naked Ginny, when the ghost of Voldemort approaches them.
After half an hour of screaming, panic attacks and "expelliarmus's" being shot everywhere, Voldemort calmly explains that he's now a better person. And nobody but Ron, Hermione, Harry, Ginny and maybe Draco can see him [Voldemort cannot say that he's sure, so he will be paying the Malfoys a visit], and anyway, he's a ghost, he can't hurt Harry until Harry dies.
And so The Golden Trio, the Dark Lord plus Ginny and Draco go on a mission to stop the horrible old fart that stupid muggle Donald Trump is.
Things are eventful, to say the least.
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