Maggie Crystal is an adopted child living in a small house in Shrapnel City, part of a world where you can have any power that you can imagine and go to magic schools to hone these skills. She's an unusual orphan for certain, because soon she discovers she has the capability to use all of those existing powers and more. Her friends suspect that she is either God, or the Avatar on crack. They go on an adventure to find out. (This story is kind of a joke. Don't take it too seriously. I'll put effort and proper grammar and such, but otherwise all bets are off.)