KÖNIG DER SCHEISSHAUFEN
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ICH SASS AUF MEINEM SCHEISSTROHN, DER ÜBRIGENS WIE EINE TOILETTE AUSSAH, UND REGIERTE MEIN STINKENDES KÖNIGREICH. ZUM FRÜHSTÜCK ASS ICH IMMER EIN SCHEISSBROT MIT AUSGESCHISSENER NUTELLA UND MEIN LIEBLINGSSONG IST ,,BEAUTIFUL SCHEISSE" VON ™DIE SCHEISSHAUFENS. MEINE KRONE WAR EIN SCHEISSHAUFEN DER IN MEINEN HAAREN VERKLEBT WAR UND NICHTMEHR RAUSGING.
ABER DAS WAR NUR EIN KLEINER EINBLICK AUS MEINEM SCHEISSLEBEN. ~JOIN THE SCHEISSARMY~
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