Funny Zodiac Signs {COMPLETED}
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  • Parts 150
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crystal_nebula
Complete, First published Sep 15, 2015
animeastrologybookcatgirlfanfictionfunnygeneralrandomsciencesignszodiac
{ Funny facts mostly based on stereotypes } 
{ Facts taken from the internet and some written by myself }
{ Proud Aries }

{ I hope you have fun reading my book! }
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