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{ Facts taken from the internet and some written by myself }
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𝐖𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 : Hatred. Quinni Briggs has managed to almost go halfway of her Wetherfall Academy without having a Dominant. That is until Principle Wetherfall decides enough is enough and too much of his time has been used to punish Quinni. Principal Wetherfall decides to assign his son, Knox Wetherfall to be Quinni's Dominant, Being one of the strictest to handle her brattiness. 🥇Academy - Jan 2025. 🥇Bdsmrelationship - Feb 2025

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The Hollow Moon (Downworlder Series, #2) by TeaHouseQueens

Book Two of the Downworlder Series ~~~~~~~~~~~ High in the mountains, far from the cities that housed Doyens and the beasts they lorded over, lived a small girl named Emily Nezzera until her world changed in an instant. Torn from her mountains, her family, her pack, she was thrown to the pureblood world of Doyens and pureblood elitism. Shattered to pieces from their torment she escaped their reality and lived within her own as she pieced herself back together. To combat the harshness of her life, Emily fixes the broken things of the world, nothing is too far gone for her to salvage. She re-purposes, fixes, or puts back together different but the broken things of the world come to life within her hands. That is what she believed when she pulled a physically broken man from the garbage when she realized what he was to her. Only she discovered her mate was broken far deeper than eyes could see and he was about to drag her down the rabbit hole once more because the king still craves his crown lost in the ashes of a dragon's fire.

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❝𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋❞ - 𝐚𝐱𝐞𝐥 𝐤𝐨𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐜 by LoonysLestrange

" I come alive when I hear your voice. " When the girl who's never found love is thrown into the captain position of a team competing in the biggest karate tournament in the world bumps into the captain of the team everybody wants to beat. While she's haunted by her own demons, she deals with the pressure of her past, he notices her from afar, wondering if she's hurt or dangerous. " It's a beautiful sound, it's a beautiful noise. " Started: November 18, 2024 Finished: Wordcount: (trigger warnings inside) (axel kovacevic x fem oc) (s6) (I only own my oc's and their storylines) #2 in axelkovacevic : 21.11.2024 #1 in axel : 26.11.2024 #1 in daniellarusso : 02.12.2024

𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 〔💙 〕 𝑌𝑒𝑎ℎ, 𝐼'𝑚 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑖𝑛', 𝑏𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑛'𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑖𝑓 𝐼'𝑚 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝐼 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑖𝑡'𝑙𝑙 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝐼 𝑘𝑖𝑠𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦, 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝐼'𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑁-𝐴-𝑆-𝐴. In which they meet eachother at a glamorous gala in London. But is their love enough? ( social media & real life )

𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝘀 𝗧𝗼𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗙𝗼𝗿 His 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 "Damm, whenever you're in my arms, I feel like I might crush you. You're so delicate," he said, kissing her cheek. "Huh?" "It took me three years to hug you, and today you let him hug you, huh?" he asked, trying to control his anger. "He is your brother," she said, trying to move from his grip. "So what? It doesn't matter. We'v been married for a month, and you didn't allow me to kiss you. But today, you hug him? I'm very upset," he said, looking straight into her eyes. "I'm sorry," she said. "I'm a very loyal and possessive man. Just because I haven't kissed or touched you doesn't mean I can't. Now, what will you do to make it up to me?" "I... I will..." "You will what?" "I will sit on your lap and feed you," she said. "From now on, you'll do this every morning and night."

ᴀʀᴀᴄʜᴋɪᴅ ᴠ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ //ʏ!ᴅsᴍᴘ by Oliver_isnt_emo

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He watched her wordlessly. She was beautiful in his eyes. She wasn't like the others he had previously killed for joy, for satisfaction. She was without a doubt made for him, he thought. Her whole existence was for him. Only him. He grinned from within the shadows. Soon he'd have her for himself. Soon she would see him and feel the same way. This, after all, in his eyes, was destiny. P.s. There is a prequel/sequel up on my page, Obsession is more like the side story that goes with it. It doesn't matter which one you read first. Warning: some violence, blood and gore in the beginning. Thank you for reading. Highest- #10 in mystery/thriller - #8 in torture - #1 in dark themes

𝐖𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲

𝐖𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 : Hatred. Quinni Briggs has managed to almost go halfway of her Wetherfall Academy without having a Dominant. That is until Principle Wetherfall decides enough is enough and too much of his time has been used to punish Quinni. Principal Wetherfall decides to assign his son, Knox Wetherfall to be Quinni's Dominant, Being one of the strictest to handle her brattiness. 🥇Academy - Jan 2025. 🥇Bdsmrelationship - Feb 2025

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