586+ Things I Am Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts
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Well let's see ... I have done things at my school that teacher disapprove of, so why not make it a trip to Hogwarts? Where everything is made up and the points don't matter! Where smart-allicks/nerds remind you of Ravenclaw, kind-hearted people remind you of the Hufflepuffs, to where the gullible, brave students remind you of the Gryffindors ... and well, you can guess that the Slytherin's in your school are the next 'Crime-stopper' criminals. So take a hop on down memory lane, where we brainwash you and make you laugh till you cry!
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