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The Bloodsuckers: Vampire Lawyers of Middle Tennesse

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Scott Cunningham is a vampire just trying to make a living. After all, being undead isn’t cheap. There’s rent to pay, blood to buy, and child support due; it’s an eternal treadmill.

You would think it would be terribly boring, but as Scott is finding out, unlife as a lawyer in rural Tennessee is anything but.All Rights Reserved

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