Shitty Pickup Lines for the World to Use
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Last published Thu, Sep 24, 2015
Are you a shy nerd? Well this is the best fucking book you will ever read. It is full of the sickest pickup lines that you will ever read and I kid you not after you will have people chasing you after this!1!!11!!!!!1!1!11 This book is full of the most amazing pickup lines that you will ever read and know. People will fucking adore you and you will never be lonely again hell yes!
I will be updating this book to five random pickups per page per week so have fun being loved by everyone and please credit me if you are to ever use these on other social media because I made these all up myself ;^) enjoy lol.
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