Mistletoe

I clenched my towel beneath my arm as I ran across the law. I look around me, no sign of that ass. I clench my towel tighter and run faster across the lawn towards my house. And BAM! The lights in my house goes on and I have to duck beneath bushes. Damnit.

Now, let me tell you how this all happened to me. It's save to say life always needs a little piece of mistletoe.