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Heer is best MLG story EVR (not finished)

Hitlr Teh Dank Meme Traveler

One day wen Hitlr's mawm was sexing, she got prignint. 6 munts l8r, Hitlr wuz born in teh feelds of Antin69

Wen he got tu bee a teenajer, he started tu hav an intrist in beeing a chikkin strippr. He dressd as a chikkin and wuz a strippr. It wuz grose cuz all teh chikkin laydeez wuntid tu hav sexi tiems.

He kwit hiz job and got a tiem masheen. He didn't yuse it along tiem til he wuz a adult.

He wuz board 1 day and went tu hiz mawm's howss. Hur naym wuz Porl teh sulty birb mawm sult shayker.

"MAWM!!! WARE ARE MEH FUKKIN DOREETOZ?!?!

Porl brot him hiz doreetoz and he wuz happee.

"Thx bich" sed Hitlr. He left 10 mins l8r.

He got board aggen and luukd throo hiz garaj. He had fownd teh tiem masheen dat he nevr yused. He ternd it on and went tu 2k15. Der wer buts, and selfeez, and but selfeez evrywer. He startid tu cri cuz teh byooty wuz tuu much 4 him. 3fab5him.

He pessd owt and neerly dide frum a hart attak. HeTodos los derechos reservados

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If The Villain Catches Me Alive

I've possessed a villainous master who is about to be gruesomely murdered by the main villain in the ruined BL novel <Jeffrey>. With a primal instinct to not want to die, I tried everything I could to escape the death flag. "Um... Hi? Have you eaten?" I even let him out of the basement where he was locked up. "This is Jeffrey, he's going to be staying with us from now on." I even turned the original protagonist into his childhood friend. "I never thought of you as my master." But my student won't let go of my death flag. Aish, this isn't working. Let's run away. * After a series of twists and turns, my escape seemed to be successful, though my body was weakened and my magic was drained. I thought I could start a new life in the countryside working with the second job I found... "I've been waiting. Dante." One day, I was found alive by my villainous disciple. * "You... lost your memory?" No. I just lied because I didn't want to be dragged back. "...It's okay. We're back together. We can just start from the beginning." No, where is my consent? And start what, with my death ending? At that moment, my student said something outrageous. "You and I were lovers. A very affectionate lovers."