Hitlr teh Dank Meme Travelr
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One day wen Hitlr's mawm was sexing, she got prignint. 6 munts l8r, Hitlr wuz born in teh feelds of Antin69
Wen he got tu bee a teenajer, he started tu hav an intrist in beeing a chikkin strippr. He dressd as a chikkin and wuz a strippr. It wuz grose cuz all teh chikkin laydeez wuntid tu hav sexi tiems.
He kwit hiz job and got a tiem masheen. He didn't yuse it along tiem til he wuz a adult.
He wuz board 1 day and went tu hiz mawm's howss. Hur naym wuz Porl teh sulty birb mawm sult shayker.
"MAWM!!! WARE ARE MEH FUKKIN DOREETOZ?!?!
Porl brot him hiz doreetoz and he wuz happee.
"Thx bich" sed Hitlr. He left 10 mins l8r.
He got board aggen and luukd throo hiz garaj. He had fownd teh tiem masheen dat he nevr yused. He ternd it on and went tu 2k15. Der wer buts, and selfeez, and but selfeez evrywer. He startid tu cri cuz teh byooty wuz tuu much 4 him. 3fab5him.
He pessd owt and neerly dide frum a hart attak. He
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