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The Wondrous Logic Of Bethesda

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Ah, Bethesda. What a great company, no? From Elder Scrolls' Skyrim to the Commonwealth of Fallout 4, here is a joke book compiled of jokes that only the true players would understand.

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Fallout: Genesis by V_Bits_Fits

When Gladys awakens from cryosleep in Vault 111, the world she knew was replaced by the desolate, dangerous Commonwealth. With no family, no friends, and no sense of purpose, she stumbles into a wasteland ruled by raiders, mutant creatures, and moral ambiguity. Survival seems impossible until she meets Milly, a seasoned wastelander with a knack for staying alive and a past as complicated as the ruins around them. Together, they navigate the dangers of the Commonwealth, from scavenging abandoned warehouses to dealing with ruthless mercenaries. But when tragedy strikes, Gladys is forced to confront her own fears and weaknesses, don a suit of damaged power armor, and embark on a high-stakes mission to uncover the truth and save the only person who's shown her kindness in this harsh new world.

A Life In The World Of Skyrim, Book II: A Hero's Tale by Joeaol6

It's time for war, again. The Dragonborn has been revealed to the world, and to himself as well. Now, with new news on what is about to happen in Skyrim, the Dragonborn must now ask himself, " Will i be able to fend off the dragons, or will i die before they even attack?" The world is getting worse as days go by, the only way for it to get better is to act, now.

A New Man (Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Fanfiction) by WinterDrake

The Dragonborn finds her former foe still alive in Solstheim, without any memory of who he once was.

Cari's Dragonborn by verinaeliz

What happens when one gets sucked into another world and meet your own created Dragonborn character ?.....Cari Toerien finds herself inside a world she never dreamed she'd see . Will she survive in this new life ?. Arnbjorn Snow-Mane finds himself in a shitload of trouble when he crosses the border from Cyrodil to his Birthplace . Will he accept this new challenge in life to be the best of all Dragonborn's ?. What will happen when he saves a girl whom he'd form a strong bond with inside Shriekwind Bastion ?.

That's Madness (a Skyrim fanfiction) by mysticalandlost

Maryse Whitemane has a lot to live up to. Her mother is the legendary Dragonborn, the hero of Skyrim, and the Harbinger of the Companions. Her father is one of the most renowned swordsmen in all of Tamriel and her Uncle was one of the most brilliant wizards to ever walk Nirn. Not to mention her great-grandfather was also a Harbinger of the Companions. Maryse, however, has other plans for her future. She knows she doesn't want a life with the Companions and desires something more...suited to her talents. She's involved in a terrible accident in Riften and then an opportunity arises for Maryse to leave the Companions and take on a new life...but it's nothing like the one she expected. *** This is the second book after The Dragonborn Comes and I HIGHLY reccommend you read it before this. All characters aside from Maryse, Skylar are owned by Bethesda as is some dialogue and most of the plot in this story. Full credits to them!

Fallout X Reader Preferences by GreenEyedPan

Well howdy doo! This was requested on my Fallout X Reader One Shots book, and if interested, check it out! I will only be doing Fallout 3, 4, and NV characters in this (mostly companions and others), so I hope you enjoy!

Strange Fascinations (KeeperxListener) by SamTheMoose10123

A short 4 part story about your adventures as Listener with the Keeper, Cicero, and how you came to eventually fall for one another.

Skyrim Fanfiction - The Name of Fate | Alduin by Ciama-999

It began when the Last Dragonborn found a person who was also gifted in the way of Thu'um. She was younger than him, fragile, and extremely incompetent. Then came the question: Who was the Last Dragonborn? There was a reason behind every hatred, and the truth, long forgotten by many. WARNING: Action Scene, Character Development Intensify, Immersion, Long Read, Heart Warming

Honor of the Dragonborn by SleepyHedgehog211

Third story to "His Harbinger," sequel to "Something to Protect." Everything makes much more sense if you at least read "His Harbinger" first. Vilkas x Dragonborn (established) Farkas x Lydia (also established and a bit background) Based on my play through of the Dragonborn DLC with my Dragonborn Krinna Dovh, a female Nord. Krinna has visions and premonitions so there are some things she just knows (continuing a headcannon established in the first two books). Mostly told from Vilkas's perspective, with occasional snippets from the Dragonborn's perspective. Also explores aspects of married life; Vilkas being hot-tempered, but sweet and loyal. Story is set after the Companions quest line, the civil war, and the main story line is complete (events of "His Harbinger") and after the Dawnguard DLC (events of "Something to Protect") Also not entirely cannon compliant. And of course this is a fanfiction, the only thing unique to me is my specific characterization of the Dragonborn, everything else belongs to Bethesda, including portions of the dialogue. And lastly, marked mature for some strongly suggestive occasions (I won't write the details, but they're married), and occasional vulgar language.

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Fallout X Reader Preferences cover

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Skyrim Fanfiction - The Name of Fate | Alduin cover

Honor of the Dragonborn cover

Fallout: Genesis

When Gladys awakens from cryosleep in Vault 111, the world she knew was replaced by the desolate, dangerous Commonwealth. With no family, no friends, and no sense of purpose, she stumbles into a wasteland ruled by raiders, mutant creatures, and moral ambiguity. Survival seems impossible until she meets Milly, a seasoned wastelander with a knack for staying alive and a past as complicated as the ruins around them. Together, they navigate the dangers of the Commonwealth, from scavenging abandoned warehouses to dealing with ruthless mercenaries. But when tragedy strikes, Gladys is forced to confront her own fears and weaknesses, don a suit of damaged power armor, and embark on a high-stakes mission to uncover the truth and save the only person who's shown her kindness in this harsh new world.