Percy Crackson and the Condom Thief
ShrekSwampman
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ShrekSwampman
Ongoing, First published Sep 18, 2015
Mature
Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood. I never asked to be the son of a sex god.

I was just a normal kid, going to school, jacking off, motorboating. The usual. Until I accidentally had sex with my maths teacher. That's when things really started going wrong. Now I spend my time fighting with blow up dicks, battling virgins with my friends and generally trying to stay sexy as fuck.

This is the one where Contracepto, god of safe sex, thinks I've stolen his lightning Condom - and making Contracepto angry is a very bad idea.

CAN PERCY FIND THE LIGHTNING CONDOM BEFORE A WELL ENDOWED WAR OF THE GODS ERUPTS?
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