The nit-picking of My Immortal.
fullmetalwinry
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fullmetalwinry
Ongoing, First published Sep 18, 2015
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Me commenting on the infamously bad fanfic that spread laughter, head-aches, and other joys all around. Expect almost every sentence to be commented on. Ladies and gentleman; Goffs and prepz... Yet another my immortal commentary that graces the internet.

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