FUNNY AND SO TRUE PICS #2

FUNNY AND SO TRUE PICS #2

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"Give me your hand." He ordered and i looked at him confused. He sighed before taking my left hand. I gasped when he suddenly put an engagement ring around my finger. "S-so you knew about t-the contract?" I asked and he nodded. "Now there is no going back." He said going back inside leaving me shocked on my spot. Grace Silver, the daughter of a well business man Rick Silver. She works for her dad and called him Sir instead of dad. She was use being invisible infront of her parents and work most of the time. Xavier knight, a powerful billionaire who saw Grace at one meeting and wanted to make her his. He make a contract to make her her wife and she accepted. What will happen next? Read the book to find out. P.s thanks for choising my book. You can also check out my other book and hopefully you will like them. Please leave a Vote , comment and share❤
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