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For those who have been in a musical production of "The Sound of Music", loves the movie, the musical, or musicals in general, this is for YOU.
From differing perspectives of the nuns of the Abbey, Maria, and the Von Trapps comes an alternate version of the beloved musical with a comedic twist.
Maria is on the run from Nazis and takes refuge in the Abbey hidden away in Switzerland when a demon decides to add her to his list of souls. Maria refuses, but not before Irmagard (pronounced er-ma-gerd) notices their conversation.
Believing she is now a follower of Satan, the nuns are given little choice but to send her away to a family who has been known for scaring away various governesses until they can figure out how to handle the problem known as "Maria".
With original and parody music including various genres and inside jokes from the Nottawasaga Pines Secondary School's production of "The Sound Of Music", this play is sure to have you in fits and giggles all leading up to the surprise ending.
Grab your friends and get ready to wet yourselves over this sure-to-be hit,
NUNSENSE!All Rights Reserved

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$SoulMates {COMPLETED!} by TeddyBear_Life$

Elena Marie Owens, a cool, Independent 15 year old. A very well known person around New York due to her talents in the Arts and Crafts, and one of her hidden talents in skating, not just that kind of skating but Ice skating and Roller skating too. People are envious of Elena at school, but with Elena, she doesn't care what people say or think about her. The only people she's ever cared about is her rather large family, all in one house. As for her love life? Like she needs that right now. All the guys she's ever dated left her for someone else or cheated on her, so the last thing she needs is another guy saying "I love you." But, this coming 2019 she meets someone the exact opposite of what she expects in a guy, now Elena doesn't believe in SoulMates but this special guy might change her mind. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Xavier Jackson Robinson, probably the most sensitive 17 year old you'll ever meet. At his home in California he is well known for his love of sports, and almost everyone in Cali knows who Xavier is, and half the reason is because of his sister who is a world renowned famous singer. Xavier has taken a love in basketball and hoping to be in the NBL one day. Xavier has basically put a flag down in California, hoping he would stay there forever. But suddenly one day in the Robinson household, the family is forced to move to New York. Xavier is obviously not happy, more angry than anything, but Xavier should be use to change since he changed basketball teams every so often at school, but for some reason this is different. Xavier is now enrolled in this new school, away from his friends, and "off to make new ones" his dad would say. But one day he sets his eyes on this girl, and he swears they are SoulMates. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A Time Traveling Fairytale by ElsaS7

Fate leads those who are willing but must push those who are not. One might interpret this saying a bit too literal. After all, Elena did end up on the bottom of a hill in the middle of a forest, suffering several injuries. But do not worry, fate loves a rebel and has something magical stored for our sarcastic heroine. Time travel. An adventure in the 16th century was not something our main character had in mind, but when her path is built with music and joy, it can't be that bad, right? Oh, who am I kidding. . . At first glance, it seemed to be the perfect fairytale for our main character; being able to experience the medieval time and be surrounded by enchantment wherever she went. She even meets a monk, blessed with the gift of music, who shares her passion and is willing to teach Elena the secrets of the piano. It's perfect. But it was only the tip of the iceberg. Elena's piece of tranquility is broken when she stumbles into another mess, leaving her caged and alone in the forest. Fortunately for our heroine, a prince crosses her path, helping her in her need. One might see this as the Universe's way for entertainment, or the fate's bizarre tactics to bring people together. Whatever it might be, it did not stop Elena from catching the eye of the prince of a powerful kingdom. Before anyone knows what's even happening, they're caught in the middle of it all; like a cat trapped in a yarn. After all, even the stone you trip on is a part of your destiny. What happens when the Universe, and basically everything between hell and heaven, is against you? Simple: it's a journey filled with unforgettable events. So buckle up, folks, because you are in for a ride of pirates, songs, chases, jokes, and a broken soul. After all, there is no flying from fate.

Parody Quintet 2 by Gpsawyer

Hufflepuff Braixen: Why hello again dear reader! Welcome to the 'Parody Quintet' sequel! Rangeleon: We are The Parody Quintet! I'm Rangeleon Sutcliffe, the Queen of Chaos! Venus: I'm her daughter Venus Sutcliff, Princess of Chaos! Angeletta: I'm Venus's Cousin, Angeletta the Blind! Red Rhythm: And I am Red Rhythm, the Alicorn Princess of music! Hufflepuff Braixen: We like to sing parody songs of books, tv shows, anime, video games, etc! Rangeleon: If you wish to hear more about that, then check out our first book 'The Parody Quartet' otherwise, on with the show! Oh! But one more thing first! We don't claim ownership over anything that's mentioned here!

Perfect Fate ✔ (Will Be Removed 1st Of FEB) by fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

The Parody Quartet COMPLETED by Gpsawyer

Hufflepuff Braixen: Hello! We are the Parody Quartet! We like to sing parody songs! Red Rhythm: And this book is a way to channel our love for parodies! Venus: And we love to make them as offensive as possible, with a humorous twist! Angeletta: So sit back, munch on a carrot or two, and Enjoy your feature presentation! Rangeleon: Also, we do not claim ownership of the following songs that will be parodied, nor any fandoms or characters that will be mentioned, with the exception of us of course! With all that said, ENJOY!

My Little Newsies by MLP_musical_demon

Another MLP musical parody. This time with one of the my favourite musicals : Newsies! I don't own the picture, I found it through Google! Mild language.

The Misfit Rebellion by rainbowwaffles

Liv Sterling is sick of just about everything. After returning from a two month long math camp in the mountains, her regular church kid life seems completely different, and the differences are only just beginning. Her best friend, Devon, starts to disappear when they're supposed to hang out, an odd boy named Henry's moved in over the summer, and her conservative family seems more constricting than ever. When Devon urges her to join the science team, everything changes. Suddenly, her father's anti-evolution campaigns seem outrageous, she's making friends with the class clown and a slightly insane artist, and the team is fighting against the one person Liv can't face: her father. As the misfits try to tear down social boundaries and stereotypes, the church starts to close in on a science teacher at Liv's school after teaching evolution in class - not required in the curriculum. With interpretive dancing at Homecoming, struggles to make beliefs concrete, late night milkshake runs, and what could be a first love, Liv goes all in to the Misfit Rebellion. (Please note that if this book seems offensive in any light, I did not intend it to be. I am Christian myself, so keep that in mind.)

The Genius Freak and The Bad Boy by justanothergirl1314

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The Billionaire Mafia Boss Alpha Bad Boy and Me by YYeung128

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SoulMates {COMPLETED!}

Elena Marie Owens, a cool, Independent 15 year old. A very well known person around New York due to her talents in the Arts and Crafts, and one of her hidden talents in skating, not just that kind of skating but Ice skating and Roller skating too. People are envious of Elena at school, but with Elena, she doesn't care what people say or think about her. The only people she's ever cared about is her rather large family, all in one house. As for her love life? Like she needs that right now. All the guys she's ever dated left her for someone else or cheated on her, so the last thing she needs is another guy saying "I love you." But, this coming 2019 she meets someone the exact opposite of what she expects in a guy, now Elena doesn't believe in SoulMates but this special guy might change her mind. ~ Xavier Jackson Robinson, probably the most sensitive 17 year old you'll ever meet. At his home in California he is well known for his love of sports, and almost everyone in Cali knows who Xavier is, and half the reason is because of his sister who is a world renowned famous singer. Xavier has taken a love in basketball and hoping to be in the NBL one day. Xavier has basically put a flag down in California, hoping he would stay there forever. But suddenly one day in the Robinson household, the family is forced to move to New York. Xavier is obviously not happy, more angry than anything, but Xavier should be use to change since he changed basketball teams every so often at school, but for some reason this is different. Xavier is now enrolled in this new school, away from his friends, and "off to make new ones" his dad would say. But one day he sets his eyes on this girl, and he swears they are SoulMates. ~~~~~~~~~