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- Parts 74
- Time 42m
Ongoing, First published Sep 20, 2015
My name is Robin. This book is about me. It tells the story of what happens when after almost 15 pathetic years of loserdom, the girl of my dreams finally falls for me. That seems like it would be a good thing, right? Only it turns out to be a lot more complicated than that Because I'm not gonna lie to you -- there are naked women involved. Four of them, to be exact. Though not in the way you might think. Don't get me wrong -- my girlfriend's amazing. But the way things have been going lately, I'm starting to believe that the only thing worse than not getting what you want, is getting it. - Sonya SonesAll Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- A Piece of Advice from Me to MeSun, Sep 20, 2015
- But It'll All Be Over in a MinuteSun, Sep 20, 2015
- Aw, ManSun, Sep 20, 2015
- But They Did HappenSun, Sep 20, 2015
- And I'll Never Forget Those Kisses, EitherSun, Sep 20, 2015
- Even SoSun, Sep 20, 2015
- Which Will Truly SuckSun, Sep 20, 2015
- Its Me She's Racing Over ToSun, Sep 20, 2015
- Sophie Takes Hold of My HandsSun, Sep 20, 2015
- So What Happens Now?Sun, Sep 20, 2015
- But She Squeezes Them Even TighterSun, Sep 20, 2015
- "Robin?!"Sun, Sep 20, 2015
- And Neither Does Anyone ElseSun, Sep 20, 2015
- InsteadSun, Sep 20, 2015
- I'm a Hundred Percent HersSun, Sep 20, 2015
- So I Make Sure No One Can See UsSun, Sep 20, 2015
- When We Round the Next CornerSun, Sep 20, 2015
- A Minute LaterSun, Sep 20, 2015
- Mr. Schultz Says He Wants Us to Draw a FeelingSun, Sep 20, 2015
- We Don't Have Any Other Classes TogetherSun, Sep 20, 2015
- Sophie Hurdles into My ArmsSun, Sep 20, 2015
- When We Finally Come Up for AirSun, Sep 20, 2015
- She Tells Me Not to WorrySun, Sep 20, 2015
- Then-- THWOMP!Sun, Sep 20, 2015
- Sophie Rubs My BackSun, Sep 20, 2015
- Then We Get on a RollSun, Sep 20, 2015
- When We Step Inside Her Front DoorSun, Sep 20, 2015
- But a Second LaterFri, Jul 27, 2018
- That's All She SaysSun, Sep 20, 2015
- A Partial ListSun, Sep 20, 2015
- But In Between All of Her Mom's InterruptionsSun, Sep 20, 2015
- Then She Asks MeSun, Sep 20, 2015
- "And Ray Davies," Sophie SaysSun, Sep 20, 2015
- Its Time to GoSun, Sep 20, 2015
- On the Walk HomeSun, Sep 20, 2015
- As I Pass by the PlaygroundFri, Jul 27, 2018
- "Don't Be Such a Murphy"Mon, Sep 21, 2015
- But I'm Not Feeling Particularly Entertained at the MomentMon, Sep 21, 2015
- I Crack Open the Front DoorMon, Sep 21, 2015
- Since Whenever I DoMon, Sep 21, 2015
- I'm Practically Inhaling My DinnerMon, Sep 21, 2015
- She Answers Her Cell on the First RingMon, Sep 21, 2015
- I Turn Out the Light EarlyMon, Sep 21, 2015
- But I Wouldn't Feel RightThu, Mar 16, 2017
- Tuesday MorningThu, Mar 16, 2017
- Rachel Laughs NervouslyThu, Mar 16, 2017
- When Lunchtime Rolls AroundThu, Mar 16, 2017
- The Rest of the Week at SchoolThu, Mar 16, 2017
- But Sophie and I FigureThu, Mar 16, 2017
- I'm Not Sure Whose Idea It IsThu, Mar 16, 2017
- Saturday Afternoon at the Museum of Fine ArtsFri, Mar 17, 2017
- I Haven't Shaved for a WeekFri, Mar 17, 2017
- Though You Couldn't Really Call This Thing a Beard YetFri, Mar 17, 2017
- My STD Project Is Due SoonFri, Mar 17, 2017
- My Beard's Completely Grown in NowFri, Mar 17, 2017
- After School on TuesdayFri, Mar 17, 2017
- The Whole Way Over to Sophie's HouseFri, Mar 17, 2017
- When We Get to Sophie's HouseFri, Mar 17, 2017
- I Knew This Day Would ComeFri, Mar 17, 2017
- A Few Minutes Before Art Class on FridayFri, Mar 17, 2017
- And I Know Exactly How He FeelsFri, Mar 17, 2017
- When I Pass In My Drawing at the End of ClassFri, Mar 17, 2017
- After ClassFri, Mar 17, 2017
- Friday NightFri, Mar 17, 2017
- On Saturday MorningFri, Mar 17, 2017
- Monday Mostly StinksFri, Mar 17, 2017
- One Hour Before My First Drawing ClassFri, Mar 17, 2017
- Mom Drives Me Over to Harvard Ten Minutes EarlyFri, Mar 17, 2017
- At Five Minutes Till SevenFri, Mar 17, 2017
- I Thought There'd Be More People HereFri, Mar 17, 2017
- Even So, I Feel Like I'm Crashing a PartyFri, Mar 17, 2017
- The Old Guy Clears His ThroatFri, Mar 17, 2017
- As the Laughing Dies DownFri, Mar 17, 2017
- Felix Hurries Over to Greet HerFri, Mar 17, 2017
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