Undertaker's Jokebook 101
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Did your car had a flat tire and it was just so tiring (no pun intended)to have it fix that you just jump off the cliff and say
"F#€K IT!" ? WELL PLS JUST READ DIS BOOK FULL OF JOKES AND LAUGH UR
@$$ OFF!
__ I suck at summary_
The title says it all...
Note: Some of the jokes are copied and some are made by me...
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WARNING!!! SOME OF THE JOKES ARE DIRTY!!!!! U HAV BEEN WARNED!!!!
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