Undertaker's Jokebook 101
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Did your car had a flat tire and it was just so tiring (no pun intended)to have it fix that you just jump off the cliff and say
"F#€K IT!" ? WELL PLS JUST READ DIS BOOK FULL OF JOKES AND LAUGH UR
@$$ OFF!
__ I suck at summary_
The title says it all...
Note: Some of the jokes are copied and some are made by me...
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WARNING!!! SOME OF THE JOKES ARE DIRTY!!!!! U HAV BEEN WARNED!!!!
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I don't know when it happened, or how, but I know I'm crazy. Nothing more, nothing less. Or well, maybe add weird too. Most people tend to stay away from me and it's no mystery why. But then those five hot guys just had to come and kidnap me. Like, why? Because apparently my dad is the leader of an infamous gang and these teenagers want to take him down. Pfft, still doesn't count. Now, I'm just worrying about whether or not I want to get released - an excuse for skipping school? Hell yeah! Though there is that tiny, little issue regarding the question about if they are going to kill me or not. Might as well have a bit of fun before that happens. ~~~ Okay, so this is like my first book, and... It's... I don't know what it is. I read some stories were a crazy girl get's kidnapped, and decided to write a story like that too. So, here we are! What's my point? I think I had one... 1# crazy (How? What? I'm confused)Lengkap
FEISTY BeasT
I aburtly stand from my bed when I heard my apartment door opening with a 'THUD' sound.I quickly run to the front room only to see a guy sucking a blonde gals face, so because I'm such a jerk I cross my arms on my chest leaning on the doorframe of my room while the mystery guy take the girl to the sofa reaching her dress zip at the back. Now my beautiful night eyes won't like to see naked body of my own sex but I wouldn't mind seeing naked...ugh get a grip jer "sorry to interrupt your beautiful lusting moment but WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY F.U.C.K.I.N.G APARTMENT?!?!" They both jumped from their seat and I get to see their faces the girl is familiar and the bo__what the hell??? And the mystery guy just smirk at me.. WHEN YOU SUDDENLY happen to see your father made suicide, your world will completely shatter, he was your only family. But then you have incredible friends as family to let you go through it, and much more, life has different twist for u. Get to see what your fate wrote... *********##########********* Guyz bitch is back enjoy my book and do give it a try please...and I'm sure u will like it!! Update every SSunday WARNING- I suck at descriptionLengkap
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☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ (Harry Potter x Fem! Reader) ❝ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐡𝐞'𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡- 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡- 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬. ❞ ϟ 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬... - Swearing - No smut - Mostly fluff - Books-based storyline - A sprinkle of Draco Malfoy ϟ *I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER* STARTED: 18.09.20 FINISHED: 25.10.21Lengkap
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𝖆𝖕𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖈 • 𝖘𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖒
𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜 / (ˌæpəˈθɛtɪk) / -------- ☾ ．* • + 🫧🎭🪄 ．* • + ☽ 𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 ¹ 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧; 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭. ᵒʳ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡, 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐚, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞. 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟔 ☾ ．* • + 🫧🎭🪄 ．* • + ☽ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉᵈ ⁴ ⁻ ²⁹ ⁻ ²⁰²² ᶠⁱⁿⁱˢʰᵉᵈ ⁵ ⁻ ¹⁰ ⁻ ²⁰²² ⁽ ˡᵒʷᵉʳᶜᵃˢᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ʳᵉᵃˢᵒⁿ ⁾Lengkap
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𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑
{𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘀 𝘅 𝗙!𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘅 𝗦𝘁𝘂 𝗠𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿} ❝𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙚?❞ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐭. 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 . . . 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 . . . {𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐎𝐍𝐄} {𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐘} Highest Rankings! 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝔹𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝔻𝕖𝕨𝕖𝕪ℝ𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕊𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝟙𝟡𝟡𝟞 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕋𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕞ℝ𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝔹𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕩ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕩𝕊𝕥𝕦 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕊𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕩ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪𝕄𝕖𝕖𝕜𝕤 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕊𝕥𝕦 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕋𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕞 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕊𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 ℍ𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝔽𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕊𝕚𝕕𝕟𝕖𝕪ℙ𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕥Lengkap
LAUGH FUCKING ASS OUT
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Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug
Hi! My name is Fleefy and I guess you found my book, Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug. (duh) I will be telling you about good lessons to help you in life so you can be famous! (it really works, I tried it and now you found this so I must be famous) I will show you style, how I do good in school, and lots more stuff that I can't list because this would be too long. My first life lesson is to read this book so you can be awesome! Let's show the world how we rock Doodlefans! P.S. This is not Fleefy speaking, this is Creepette162. Fleefy has taken over my Wattpad account, and I just wanna say that this book is supposed to be full of humor, so please do not be offended, this book is for fun! Thanks! I ❤️ you all! Highest rank: #481 in HumorLengkap
❤︎☽𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙚?☾❤︎(𝑆𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚 𝑥 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟)
(𝚂𝙴𝚀𝚄𝙴𝙻 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙾𝙾𝙽) "𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙚?" "Uhh dunno. I guess Child's Play although its not really a scary movie." "𝙇𝙖𝙢𝙚." "Fuck off Chucky's hot." "𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙤𝙡𝙡?!" "Yes. Yes the fucking doll." ---------------------------------------- "𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙚.. 𝙎𝙤. 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚?" "And why do you wanna know my name?" "𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙄'𝙢 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙩." ... "Excuse me?" ------------- I do not own Scream or any of these characters. Almost all the scream characters will be love interests. This is my first x reader btw so sorry if it sucks balls. ♥︎⚠︎︎This story contains murder, gore, alcohol, and more.⚠︎︎♥︎Lengkap
deғyιng ғaтeѕ: deмon qυeen'ѕ Diary
тнe dιary lιғe oғ a vιllaιn, deмon queen wιтн тнe worldѕ ѕтrongeѕт нero тнaт ever вeen вorn and тнere ғrιendѕ. end ! ѕave! reѕтarт! conтaιn >daιry enтrιeѕ (мoѕтly) >ѕcrιpт ѕтyle enтrιeѕ (a ғew ) >ѕecreт enтrιeѕ > lιттle evenтѕ ιn novel lιĸe enтry. тнιѕ ιѕ noт a тranѕlaтιon вυт a orιgιnal ѕтory oғ мιne pleaѕe don'т ѕтole ιт. warnιng ιт conтaιn вad wordѕ and ѕoмe мaтυre conтenт.Lengkap
IT & ST Imagines & Preferences
i wrote this when i was 13 so i'm sorry for how bad it is but a lot of people seem to enjoy it so i'm leaving it up, just know i am self aware xLengkap
𝗉𝗌𝗒𝖼𝗁𝗈 𝗄𝗂𝗅𝗅𝖾𝗋 | 𝗌𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗆 𝗈𝗇𝖾
𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: Lucas Prescott was always the perfect student - straight-A grades, quiet, polite, invisible. But when Casey Becker and Steve Orth were murdered, Woodsboro panicked... and Lucas felt alive. The brutality of Ghostface didn't horrify him - it fascinated him. Now, with two killer's on the loose: Lucas was mind studying every pattern, every motive, the silent glue holding Billy and Stu's chaos together. They think they're in control of this game... but Lucas is already planning his move. 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: 𝗌𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗆 [ male!oc x scream one ⁞ psycho killer ⁞ 𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔤 𝔟𝔬𝔬𝔪 💥Lengkap
I don't know when it happened, or how, but I know I'm crazy. Nothing more, nothing less. Or well, maybe add weird too. Most people tend to stay away from me and it's no mystery why. But then those five hot guys just had to come and kidnap me. Like, why? Because apparently my dad is the leader of an infamous gang and these teenagers want to take him down. Pfft, still doesn't count. Now, I'm just worrying about whether or not I want to get released - an excuse for skipping school? Hell yeah! Though there is that tiny, little issue regarding the question about if they are going to kill me or not. Might as well have a bit of fun before that happens. ~~~ Okay, so this is like my first book, and... It's... I don't know what it is. I read some stories were a crazy girl get's kidnapped, and decided to write a story like that too. So, here we are! What's my point? I think I had one... 1# crazy (How? What? I'm confused)
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