Undertaker's Jokebook 101
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Did your car had a flat tire and it was just so tiring (no pun intended)to have it fix that you just jump off the cliff and say
"F#€K IT!" ? WELL PLS JUST READ DIS BOOK FULL OF JOKES AND LAUGH UR
@$$ OFF!
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The title says it all...
Note: Some of the jokes are copied and some are made by me...
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WARNING!!! SOME OF THE JOKES ARE DIRTY!!!!! U HAV BEEN WARNED!!!!
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(𝚂𝙴𝚀𝚄𝙴𝙻 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙾𝙾𝙽) "𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙚?" "Uhh dunno. I guess Child's Play although its not really a scary movie." "𝙇𝙖𝙢𝙚." "Fuck off Chucky's hot." "𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙤𝙡𝙡?!" "Yes. Yes the fucking doll." ---------------------------------------- "𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙚.. 𝙎𝙤. 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚?" "And why do you wanna know my name?" "𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙄'𝙢 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙩." ... "Excuse me?" ------------- I do not own Scream or any of these characters. Almost all the scream characters will be love interests. This is my first x reader btw so sorry if it sucks balls. ♥︎⚠︎︎This story contains murder, gore, alcohol, and more.⚠︎︎♥︎
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