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1. BIRD OF PRIEST



Isang araw nawala ang bird ng pari, dahil sa sobrang mahal niya ito nanawagan siya sa kanyang misa.



Pari : anyone got a bird?



Lahat ng mga lalaki tumayo.



Pari : I mean, anyone seen a bird?



Lahat ng babae tumayo.



Pari : I mean anyone seen my bird?



Lahat ng madre tumayo.


2. THERMOMETER



Nars : Doc bakit po may thermometer kayo sa tenga?



Doktor : Naku! Sinong pwet kaya ng pasyente naiwan ko ang ballpen ko.



Nyahahahahaha.


3. YAYA AT ANG ALAGA



Alaga : Yaya look, boats!



Yaya : Dows are not boats, dey’re yatchts.



Alaga : Yaya, spell yatch



Yaya : Yor rayt, they are boats.


4. BARBER SHOP



Barbero : sir, anong klase gupit po?



Lalaki : yung uka-uka, masagwa at hindi pantay.



Barbero : sir anu po yun? Hindo ko alam yun.



Lalaki : anung hindi, ganun ang ginupit mo sa akin last time!!!


5. MISTER NAGYAYA SA MISIS



Mister : honey pwede kaba ngayon?



Misis : Hindi, pagod ako!



Mister : Is that your final answer?



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