Michael: Hey baby girl, wanna hook up? Stranger: Sorry dude, wrong number, I'm a guy with a dick. Michael: Well I have a hole, we can work something out. Michael texts a random number for a quick, fast hook up but didn't know it was his math teacher, Mr. Irwin. -authors note- • I know poeple make this a lot, but I really wanna try it. • I wrote this in middle school, so please don't judge my writing! [ HIGHEST RANKS] #4 on Mashton