Funny Wizards and Witches

Funny Wizards and Witches

TaurielilyPottleaf

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MatureComplete Wed, Nov 11, 20157m

There are some funny things about the Wizardry world in Harry Potter that I made. Hope you will find it entertaining. NO OFFENCE TO POTTERHEADS. SERIOUSLY.

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