If I lived a normal life, I wouldn't have a story to tell... About one year ago, my adopted brother, Tuck Simms, and my two very best friends, Munch and Alex and me, of course went on an adventure of epic proportions. My name is Alyss Hardt. Five years ago I met the Mulberry Ballers Club, or Tuck, Munch, and Alex, as you probably know them. They made me who I am today with the help of an otherworldly species, a tiny crush on Alex, and the most efficient adventure of our lives. You're all probably wondering, "WAIT!! A tiny crush on Alex! Finally this is getting interesting." And yes. It's true. And not so tiny. But he'll never like me back so whatever.