Are You Out of Your Mind?!

Hi, I'm Lyra. How are you? Look at me, I sound like I'm talking my imaginary friends! Except for the small, insignificant fact that the AREN'T imaginary. Bummer. Hey, why are you still reading this? This is my journal, not a diary. Emphasis on not! If you're reading this, I've probably misplaced this journal. Return it, please? If you keep reading, you'll find the story of me, written by me. Enjoy it, or else I'll sent machete-wielding ghost at you. Kidding. Jeez, why serious? Rock on peoples, and hold on tight. It's going to be a bumpy ride!