My Nonexistent Love Life
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So.. this REALLY is where the girl will NEVER get the guy.
How do I know this for sure, you ask?
Why, because the main character of this story/nonfiction is me.
And I know I'm never going to get the boy.
Join me on my journey of crushes, filled with embarassing moments, hilarious moments, and maybe-I-have-a-chance moments.
I'll tell you some of MY tips on how I think a girl should go about on getting a guy, and you can read this, get to know more about my personal life, and maybe learn where I'm coming from in my stories and other things so.. ennjoy people!(:
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