A girl named Bill and a triangle named Lola.

Leonardo DiCaprio. He is famous, funny and one rich son of a bitch! Oh, and he has a lot of those too. But in the middle of making movies and being loved by fans, he has a secret, and its a goddamn miracle no one has found out yet!

Warning: there will be swearing and a LOT of ooc-ness, as well as oc's. Its just a crackfic really, though if i get any readers or if get enough ambition i might make it a series of books.