How to kill Firestar
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Last published Tue, Aug 15, 2017
I, Tigerstar, have created booky! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
In this spoof book Firestar, beloved leader and super kawai sparkly main character mary-sue that he is, decides to visit his half-brother in BloodClan for a bit. Meanwhile, ThunderClan is tearing itself apart with cat-nip addict sacrifices, evil Brighthearts, and lots and LOTS of sharpies.
Tigerstar follows and tries again and again to kill Firestar as he wanders the forest, visiting all the clans and getting himself killed... well over nine times, which StarClan is still investigating how this is even possible...
So enjoy the flaming jigglypuffs, fish wielding Spottedleafs, and baby BloodClanners in How To Kill Firestar!!!
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