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Welcome to 42nd Weed Street. Four morons will reunite and go on a quest to stop Trump from building a galactic wall! Something might stop them, though...
--Contains cussing--
Story based off of https://www.wattpad.com/story/40622316-tell-me-nothing
because I found it hilarious and wanted to make a crack fanfiction for fun.
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