The tale of how a simple unicorn went from 0-100 just by doing an action us humans find relaxing to do.
Keep in mind I was writing this story at 2am-4am so there WILL be mistakes.
I neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia.
Just random shit that comes into my mind.
This book gets better with age, I promise.
Like a fine whisky.
Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store.
Some sexual innuendos are insinuated.
Warning: This is extremely weeby and contains terrible writing, as this was from my "IM AN OTAKU XD XD XD" phase.