Impractical Vampires

Vampires of legend couldn't possibly exist in our world. They would have had to adapt and had to do it quickly in order to blend in and to survive. There are a lot of myths that are plain silly and I get to poke fun at them with a close examination of why and how they're so impractical.

Face it, certain aspects of the vampire legend don't hold up to close observation and logic. We're going to take a look at love, life, dating and whatever else comes into my mind. I love vampires, but there are just a few things that annoy me about the way they are characterized... it's just so impractical. Especially the sleeping in coffins thing...

For a more in-depth look at how the legends of the vampire could change in modern times, read my novel HOW NOT TO VAMPIRE, which is the story form of this kind of examination. Here I get to just list the facts and rant a little... but just a little.