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Reads 2,069
Votes 39
Parts 44
Time 8m

xXbound_in_bloodXx

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These are the pickup lines for you! From cheesy and cute to rude and crude! They are all jam packed into one spot for you to find! 

Enjoy please and please comment ones I haven't already got! Thank you! 

*I do not claim to own these lines. I find them off the Internet or ones I have heard before. All jammed into one spot for you!*All Rights Reserved

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