Welcome to my CRAZY Directioner life

" Harry! Harry! Gave me some of your Gravy!"
" Liam! Be my Daddy Direction!"
"Niall! KISS ME I'M IRISHHH!"
"Louis! Marry me I eat carrots everyday!"
"Zayn! Vas happening BABY?!?!"

Define Directioner.
Crazy. Possessive. Stalker. A little Creepy. And really horny for 5 sex gods.
If you have all of the mentioned characters above then I'm happy to say that you have One Direction Infection!
You want to know the life of a Directioner? Then read this and find out.