"Everyone has their own bubble. They get wrapped up in their own lives, tangling certain people up with them in their maybe perfect life. Or maybe their not-so-perfect life. And it is my greatest pleasure to be tangled up in Spencer Gold's not-so-perfect perfect life. " -Jessica Michaels
Jessica Michaels. The perfect Georgian peach with the once perfect life at the ripe age of seventeen. But then it all change in an instant, and she's moving to a little town. With a piece of pizza, a soccer ball, and her hilarious little sister she gets through life just living. She has a past and has gone through her fair share of sadness. So what the hell happened to her? She was once the most social, serene teenage girl in the world, so what changed that? Will she ever smile like that again?
Spencer Gold. The town's most cliché bad boy at age seventeen. With his classic leather jacket, slick motorcycle, and fancy British ways Spencer gets through high school hating everyone but his best friend and his soccer team. All The girls want him, and all the guys want to be him. But he's egoistical, rude, deadly, and overall menacing. Will his rude, ruthless demeanour ever change? For the good?
What happens when these two polar opposites collided. Will hell break lose? Or will there become a bond? If they change each other how will they do it? Will they save each other from themselves?
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Warning! This book includes corny jokes, knee-slapping humour, loads of sarcasm, ships that will just make you want to scream at them, and some very emotional moments that will even get the biggest of big girls weeping. Also contains mild swearing, read at your own risk! Dun, dun, dun!
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Completed September 5, 2016
A parody... except it slowly gets less satirical as I get way too attached to the characters and turn the story into a shipping-fest
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"Why are you doing this?" I whispered.
He slammed me against another locker. I could see anger, sadness, envy, happiness and lust in his teal green orbs. "Because you're mine." He smirked, gnashing his teeth against mine.
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Brynn Winters is a 17 year old good girl. She is sweeter than sugar. She is also sarcastic and quirky and innocent and naive and snarky and is a bookworm and not like other girls. She also has trauma to (barely) compensate for her lack of personality. She believes in love but she has never experienced any, until she met him.
Ryder Daniels is a 18 year old bad boy. He is sweeter than sin. He is dark and mysterious and plays football (not shown in book). He smokes and drinks beer. He is a ladies' man and a player. He has walls around his heart and some dark secrets that is definitely not spoiled in the title. He does not believe in love.
Brynn and Ryder are opposites. So what happens when they meet? He is not who she thinks he is. Will it end in disaster? Or will it end in love? Will it end in flames? Or will it end in a different kind of flame? As disasters come their way, will they choose love or not love? Will their secrets drive them apart? Or will they trust in each other?
Join them on their journey of love. There will be love, annoying sluts, conversations that doesn't pass the Bechdel test, cliche tropes, glaring plot holes, subtly glaring plot holes, socialism, orbs, humor, secondhand embarrassment and the tiniest hints of homoeroticism.
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Reviews (aka criticisms that I'm too lazy to correct):
"From a horribly done parody to horribly done leftist propaganda."
"Brynn and Ryder are the most frustrating couple I've ever read."
"Where humor"
"You can't use parody as an excuse for bad writing, you know."