McMillin Academy

This is a work in progress and the name is totally generic, if you find yourself with an idea for something better, please feel free to shoot me a message and let me know!

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I'm Parker, stupid name for a girl isn't it? My parents wanted a boy and they got stuck with me, but decided to keep the name anyway. Assholes. Being the hippies that they are, they got this brilliant idea to take a stand and really let people know how important the environment and mother earth are to our existence. Unfortunately, that show of environmentalism involved a bomb and a few people died, making my parents eco-terrorists and landing me with a one way ticket to live with my Aunt Nancy in London.

Even worse for me, Nancy is a college professor, so obviously, education is super important, which is one of the reasons she decided to send me to boarding school, the other is that she's a sex addict who barely manages to get through her day at work without getting laid. And you thought your family was dysfunctional. Thankfully, something in her messed up brain registers that sleeping with your students is VERY wrong, so I don't have to worry about her landing herself in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison like my parents.

McMillin Academy for Girls is supposed to be one of the best schools in the UK, it also happened to be founded by my great grandfather and since i'm the first McMillin girl in the family since the school was established, it's their honor to have me attend their fine establishment. On a full scholarship, of course. Are you rolling your eyes yet? Good. So am I.

On to the interesting part of this story- I'm going to be stuck in a school packed full of girls and only girls, prissy stuck up bitches who think they're better than everyone. Either they've got perfect bodies, immaculate tans and a designer wardrobe, or they're smart enough to win a Nobel Prize someday, which makes them think they're inferior to the rest of us idiots. Fortunately, I have all kinds of