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Sick of Shannara

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Parts 14
Time 2h 6m

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James "Slick" Ampsford's ancestors have saved the Five Lands from various Dark Lords, Demons, Wicked Witches and other assorted Bad Guys. When the famed Druid Ollonon asks the con man to take up his family's legacy once again, James instead decides to destroy the Sword of Shannara so that no Ampsford will have to Save the World ever again. Of course, escaping his family's Destiny isn't that easy...All Rights Reserved

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A Druid's Fate by GamerNerdAWESOME

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[ONC 2024 Longlister] The heir to the kingdom has been kidnapped! Many great and powerful adventurers have tried to find him and bring him back to the loving arms of his father. Unfortunately, though great and powerful, they are also very much pitiful failures. When Luthiriensis, an elven tourist, and Mott, a perpetually aggrieved dwarf, are recruited by a mysterious patron to find the child, they soon find themselves in far more trouble than they could ever have imagined. Also, their recruiter is a dragon. So there's that to deal with too. An ONC novella based upon Prompt 21 - A dragon, an elf, and a dwarf embark on a quest to find the lost heir to the kingdom. Formerly "A Tale of Three". Cover created in Canva, using an AI generated picture and text through Logokit.