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Sick of Shannara

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Parts 14
Time 2h 6m

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James "Slick" Ampsford's ancestors have saved the Five Lands from various Dark Lords, Demons, Wicked Witches and other assorted Bad Guys. When the famed Druid Ollonon asks the con man to take up his family's legacy once again, James instead decides to destroy the Sword of Shannara so that no Ampsford will have to Save the World ever again. Of course, escaping his family's Destiny isn't that easy...All Rights Reserved

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