Madame Grammaire's Guide to Common Words Uncommonly Misspelled
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Wattpad is a fantastic website and app. Many, many talented authors and astoundingly good books can be found here...
But.
(Of course there's a but. There's always a but. There is no escape from the but.)
There are an unfortunate amount of grammar and syntax casualties strewn across the (relatively peaceful, I'll give it that much) battleground that is Wattpad. We must at least TRY to rectify this regrettable situation, non?
This little book is a call to arms, a rallying cry, to all Wattpaders with novels, poems, rant books, ANYTHING in their "Works" section! Because the cold, hard truth is that no word is safe from misspellings.
No. Word. Is. Safe.
(insert dramatic movie soundtrack music here)
(maybe an explosion or two as well)
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