Hetalia Crack

Yes, I know there are many of these but i REEEEAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYY wanted to do one.
Iggy: That bad?
America: SH! Iggy, never question a fangirl.
Me: It's okay, Alfie. He didn't know. Artie, you now have 4 warnings.
Iggy: Damn... I better learn fast.
Anywho, I do not own Hetalia or it's characters and I most certainly don't own the countries of the world. If I did... Well you don't wanna now what I'd do with them.
France: *pops out head from behind curtains randomly sitting there* I'll let you own me~
Me: *blushes and clears throat* Yeah... Demain.
France: Affaire.

Enjoy!!