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Pheasant and Ostrich

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Parts 12
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Reads 334
Votes 5
Parts 12
Time 7m

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I. . . I am Ostrich. Presumably. 
And my brother(onii-chan). . . Is Pheasant. Presumably.

I'm not making any guarantees here, alright? Make your own ducking choices - That's right- DUCKING. You're the one that chose to read this crazy  pop tart. Of stupidness. Just pure stupidness. You'll LMAO so hard sometimes, and other times you'll want to put this down and question everything you know about life and or put a gun next to your head.

And let me say, 
   Good Luck To Your Sanity!
                                               -Ostrich

               Alo. This is I, the pheasant. I think "Ostrich" seems amused by the random things I say. They aren't even funny, I think ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)... I just say them without thought.
                                              -PheasantAll Rights Reserved

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