Naturally Random
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Last published Tue, Aug 29, 2017
"It's not my fault that dog food is only supposed to be eaten by dogs..."
"You can't blame me for actually heating up an egg in the oven to see if it hatches..."
"Can you stop staring at me like that? It's not like I did it on purpose..."
"C'mon, you can't blame me for trying to figure out where the air vent actually leads to..."
"It's not my fault that I used food-coloring as hair-dye, I wanted to dye my hair..."
"...I'm just naturally random."
And, that's what lands her in awkward situations. Her random ways aren't going to end anytime soon. But, with a goal to get a guy friend? Something's bound to get messy.
Let the hunt for friends begin. Cover by Inferius_
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