My Tragically Beautiful Life but without the beautiful bc I have low self estem [SPOOF]
The-Teen-Dean
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The-Teen-Dean
Ongoing, First published Sep 28, 2015
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My name is Trapezoid Melody Olivia Messiah Ferrari, and I'm a twelve year old Half angel, half demon, half glass of cranberry juice but its blood bc my fiancée, Prince Xander Matthias Eisenhower McFuckyou is  about to be a vampire king in the underworld and he's going to bite me and drink all my blood bc I love him. 

I guess I should explain so let's go back a bit.

I was born in hell bc my dad was an angel and my mom was a demon so after they had sex my dad killed her. So I've been trained by her to kill him since she can't leave the underworld.

Xander doesn't want me to go up there, I could die. (Oh no then I'd return to hell which is where he wants me) but I have to take that risk.

Then I meet Harry Styles. He becomes my roommate and his band too. Living with five guys has its perks. Not a single one tries to come on to me bc they know I'm taken. When I told them about my secret life, they said they knew my dad bc they met him while they were on tour. 

Get ready dad. I'm coming.
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