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My Kinky Boyfriend

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Parts 10
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Lisa was a nineteen year county girl old claiming to be the product of his  'donations' as a student. He was 'The Baron' the most debauched forty something organizer of the hottest fetish ball in the country. Steel was the Baron's right hand man and possibly the sexist living creature on the planet, the only problem was he knew it. Jet was The Baron's longest surviving mistress. The only problem was one of them was lying, one was desperate, one was lost but, which?

A comedy of sexy smutty kinky errors set against the biggest festival of kink, erotic and generally deviant behaviour the world has ever paid to enter.

If your too young to read 50 Shades of Grey don't read this. I mean it, if I catch you reading it I'll get pretty angry and you don't want to see me angry. 

From the girl that made all the misspellings on 'I'm a Cyborg's Pet' 

WARNING: This story contains mature activity. Enter at your own risk. *hands you a waiver, pencil and a chocolate bar.All Rights Reserved

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Fall Into Me by _xm_yv

(Cover is a work in progress) Have a little snippet of a phone conversation until I write a decent enough description: "I woke up with a cheap ring on my wedding finger," Mona told her. Minerva went quiet. "What?" "It's real shitty craftsmanship too, Minerva. I don't know who bought these or who's selling 'em but Christ they gotta stop. Do you have one?" "Unfortunately," Minerva muttered, and Mona could hear her shifting in the bed. "Oh," she breathed finally, "that's... interesting." "What?" "It appears we are married." Mona started laughing. "Nice one, Iva. What's next? You're pregnant and I'm the father?" "Mona I'm serious." "No you ain't." "I've sent you a picture." Just as she finished speaking, Mona's phone chimed and she pulled it from her ear, putting Minerva on speaker. Sitting in their chat was a picture of a certificate. A certificate that stated they were, in the eyes of the law, married. "Fuck me," Mona said, staring at the picture. "How did this happen?" "I don't know." "What do you mean you don't know?" "I don't know," Minerva replied firmly. "What do you remember?" "Nothing!" "Wonderful," Minerva groaned, "absolutely perfect." ************************************************************** Minerva Edevane - a multi-billionaire who is also an heiress to a Scottish fortune that is thousands of years old. Mona Ariti - a traumatised young woman with mummy issues, and also the youngest sister of Minerva's best friend. When the two of them go to a bar in vegas and then wake up the following morning with no memory of the night except for a wedding certificate, they've suddenly got to act like this was the plan all along. That they didn't get heinously drunk and accidentally get married. They need to make a convincing couple, or they'll both lose the most important things to them.

Babygirl's Play Date(Completed) by selfaccptance

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Lascivious by JennyAmy9

Daniel Crofton a multi-millionaire from New York City, a late bloomer who doesn't believe in his masculinity meets Lorita Shneider, a stripper and fem_fatale, at a charity gala that he had been forced to by his best friend. They hook up and months later, they walked down the aisle. Daniel experienced another side of eros in the arms of his dominant wife who uses every opportunity to explore his sexual masculinity. She helps him discover his hidden sexual prowess even though her methods were dehumanizing and a troll in his manhood. Would he be able to bear this methods and accept her less humane treatments just to be able to reach his high in her soft manipulative fingers and tongue?

☯ MY GOOD GIRL ☯ [ 18+ ] by maladaptivewh0re

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Maid for You by CabertSilversmith

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COMPLETED | Wonderland | AlanxLeo Shorts (BDSM/18+) by villainfuckery

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The Billionaire Mafia Boss Alpha Bad Boy and Me by YYeung128

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☯ MY GOOD GIRL ☯ [ 18+ ] cover

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The Billionaire Mafia Boss Alpha Bad Boy and Me cover

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Fall Into Me

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