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My Kinky Boyfriend

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Parts 10
Time 1h 8m

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Lisa was a nineteen year county girl old claiming to be the product of his  'donations' as a student. He was 'The Baron' the most debauched forty something organizer of the hottest fetish ball in the country. Steel was the Baron's right hand man and possibly the sexist living creature on the planet, the only problem was he knew it. Jet was The Baron's longest surviving mistress. The only problem was one of them was lying, one was desperate, one was lost but, which?

A comedy of sexy smutty kinky errors set against the biggest festival of kink, erotic and generally deviant behaviour the world has ever paid to enter.

If your too young to read 50 Shades of Grey don't read this. I mean it, if I catch you reading it I'll get pretty angry and you don't want to see me angry. 

From the girl that made all the misspellings on 'I'm a Cyborg's Pet' 

WARNING: This story contains mature activity. Enter at your own risk. *hands you a waiver, pencil and a chocolate bar.All Rights Reserved

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The Alpha Is My Gym instructor by BarristerTife

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have got five fingers, the middle is for you." "If being sarcastic burned calories, you would have been one hell of a skinny bitch." __ Catching her ex banging a work colleague on their bed was the last straw that broke Camille's back. She is an obstinate woman that knows what she wants and goes for it and she is sharp-mouthed with the tendency to slay people with her tongue, a weapon of massive destruction that makes her a walking time bomb. She has been jilted time and over again and now she's beginning to blame her ill-luck when it comes to love on her plus-sized body, making her withdraw into her shells while depression feasted on her generously __ Alpha Asher is a born werewolf who struggles to balance both the supernatural world and the human world. At night, he is an alpha to a dangerous pack and a billionaire mafia boss. During the day, he is a sweet cocky bastard, viciously good-looking, a renowned fuck boy with an acute skirt-chasing habit, and a gym instructor who happens to be a strong unbeliever of love. It is said that two captains can't rock a boat, but it does spark the curiosity of how they will learn to co-exist when Camille is pulled into the supernatural world. A story of two witty creatures that even the creator of the world watches with amusement and finds rather intriguing. Perhaps obesity doesn't hinder the magnetic spark of true love.

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My Hot And Sexy But Also Slightly Disturbing Story With The Mafia Man by unagi_bxtch

"Okay, so I'm the type of girl that's spent most of her adolescent, hormonal years reading steamy stories on some reading app. My favourite type of books? Hot Italian Mafia books. Don't ask me why, but there's something about a spaghetti speaking drug lord that's always been so hot to me. I grew up in Canada, a country that doesn't have that much linguini speakers. My goal: When I'm eighteen, I'm moving to America, finding myself a hot mafia guy in New York and making him kidnapp me, and that's exactly what I did." Malia is a crazy, smart ass, optimistic nineteen year old. She finally moves to America to pursue her medical student dreams. She has a decent job, but it's not enough to pay for her student loans and rent, so she does what any other human being would do- borrows money from one of the biggest mafia families in New York. When she's unable to pay off her debt, she finds herself in a situation that fourteen year old Malia would've killed to be in: she's on the Italian Mafia's radar. The D'Angelo family is dangerous, filthy rich and of course, Italian. Luca D'Angelo is a smug, cocky, arrogant, sexy mob boss- so basically Malia's dream guy. When she gets kidnapped by Luca in order to pay back her debt, it's a sick, twisted, steamy dream come true for Malia Nelson. It's every clichè, comical, cringy situation that's ever happened in any mafia book, all crammed into this pile of shit. How bad can it be? Includes: DADDY KINK BDSM A HOT PIECE OF LASAGNA BOYXBOY EVEN THO THEY ACT LIKE THEY AINT GAY BUT WE ALL KNOW ITS LIES TEACHERXSTUDENT TEACHERXCOWORKER TEACHERXCLASSPET THE TEACHER IS FUCKING EVERYONE A BOOK FILLED WITH YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST SEXIEST FANTASIES Disclaimer: This is a parody of every Mafia book written on wattpad. Enjoy!

Madam Billionaire by LoveLiveLust

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Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt) by fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

☯ MY GOOD GIRL ☯ [ 18+ ] by maladaptivewh0re

LONDON BASED "N-No. Max!" I shouted, in fear of what was going to happen next. "Shut the fuck up." He gritted his teeth at me making my eyes sting, about to give way to a flood of fucking tears. I began to protest but in time he grabbed my right thigh and placed the glock on the material covering my kitty. I moaned. - She's at the peak of her career. Owner of a successful business, Aria doesn't care for a relationship. She's focusing on getting to the bag. Until she meets London's biggest gang leader and ends up in a 'situationship.' oops x Story contains extremely mature content, very slight ddlg/daddy kink as the story progress's. 18+ warnings. #3 in roadman give me my award

Mikhail by littlepumpkinz

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Babygirl's Play Date(Completed) by selfaccptance

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The Alpha Is My Gym instructor

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have got five fingers, the middle is for you." "If being sarcastic burned calories, you would have been one hell of a skinny bitch." Catching her ex banging a work colleague on their bed was the last straw that broke Camille's back. She is an obstinate woman that knows what she wants and goes for it and she is sharp-mouthed with the tendency to slay people with her tongue, a weapon of massive destruction that makes her a walking time bomb. She has been jilted time and over again and now she's beginning to blame her ill-luck when it comes to love on her plus-sized body, making her withdraw into her shells while depression feasted on her generously Alpha Asher is a born werewolf who struggles to balance both the supernatural world and the human world. At night, he is an alpha to a dangerous pack and a billionaire mafia boss. During the day, he is a sweet cocky bastard, viciously good-looking, a renowned fuck boy with an acute skirt-chasing habit, and a gym instructor who happens to be a strong unbeliever of love. It is said that two captains can't rock a boat, but it does spark the curiosity of how they will learn to co-exist when Camille is pulled into the supernatural world. A story of two witty creatures that even the creator of the world watches with amusement and finds rather intriguing. Perhaps obesity doesn't hinder the magnetic spark of true love.