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My Kinky Boyfriend

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Parts 10
Time 1h 8m

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Lisa was a nineteen year county girl old claiming to be the product of his  'donations' as a student. He was 'The Baron' the most debauched forty something organizer of the hottest fetish ball in the country. Steel was the Baron's right hand man and possibly the sexist living creature on the planet, the only problem was he knew it. Jet was The Baron's longest surviving mistress. The only problem was one of them was lying, one was desperate, one was lost but, which?

A comedy of sexy smutty kinky errors set against the biggest festival of kink, erotic and generally deviant behaviour the world has ever paid to enter.

If your too young to read 50 Shades of Grey don't read this. I mean it, if I catch you reading it I'll get pretty angry and you don't want to see me angry. 

From the girl that made all the misspellings on 'I'm a Cyborg's Pet' 

WARNING: This story contains mature activity. Enter at your own risk. *hands you a waiver, pencil and a chocolate bar.All Rights Reserved

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No Sweeter Sin [Femdom 18+]

WARNING: For adults only. You will need to follow me to read some of these chapters! Ruby, a senior in high school is ruthlessly bullied and sexually harassed. She is trying desperately to survive her last year and views her graduation as an escape. Summoning demons is so easy, you could do it in your sleep. --There should be a warning label on that book! Ruby seems to be a natural at this magic mumbo-jumbo. When she unwittingly summons a demon and can't find a way to send him back, she's convinced that her life is ruined and her soul is damned for good. With the help of a Mystic, an Angel, and a Demon, who needs bullies? KINK: Femdom and all the things that encompasses. If you cannot handle subversive ideology, kindly GTFO. If you enjoyed this story, please support me at my Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/AlexaLaMenthe