How To Be Like the Warriors While Staying a Sane Human
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Have you ever been out at a public park, yanked up some weeds, and yelled, "It's for the medicine cat! THE MEDICINE CAT!!!" Well, if you have, you know anyone within the hearing vicinity will give you looks, or maybe even scooch away, as if you're flea-bitten mongrels (....). Maybe you're out shopping and a new selection of cat clothes was put on display. Deciding you want EVERYTHING on the cart, you jumble it all up and chuck it in the cart - even if you're a size large and half the things you got are extra-small, small, or medium....and quite honestly we know you aren't about to shrink a size, or two...or three. This book is a guide on how to stay sane with OWCD (Obsessive Warrior Cats Disorder)! Hope you enjoy!!
-Wildheart (Carly)
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