Bad Pick-up Lines
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MatureOngoing<5 mins
Last published Sun, May 15, 2016
We've all heard some pretty horrible and corny pickup lines, but have you ever called them out in a book? Guess not. Did you have comebacks? No. Here is my book of bad pick up lines and anti-pick up lines.
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