Bad Pick-up Lines

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Leituras 811
Votos 65
Capítulos 12
Tempo <5 mins

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We've all heard some pretty horrible and corny pickup lines, but have you ever called them out in a book? Guess not. Did you have comebacks? No. Here is my book of bad pick up lines and anti-pick up lines.Todos os Direitos Reservados

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Annoying Wattpad Moments {CRINGEY}, de panic-at-the-crisco

Ehhh I've given up trying to edit this book that I wrote ages ago. I'll just reupload it in all its shining, 12-year-old humour glory. You can leave hate comments if you really want to stoop that low but chances are I'll agree with whatever you're saying.

"I may work here, but that doesn't mean I drink coffee." "Why?" "Well, why dont you like cats?" "I'm allergic to cats." "Then, let's just say I'm allergic to coffee." #5 in Short Story [7/15/16] Book Three From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved

"Quick Clean Laundry! When it's dirty we make it clean, this is Melissa speaking." "uh...." "Hello?.." "I asked a cute girl her number and this is what she gave me" #3 in Short Story [8/1/16] Book One From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved

I high key hate this book so don't be asking me to update :)

The Book of Rants, Cliches, and More, de ayden3937

It's like a bunch of Public Service Announcements, from me to you. Bear with me and buckle up. It's going to be a bumpy ride. Completed Sept. 14, 2019. ** I wrote this when I was younger, so sorry about that.

Wanna impress you friends with your smart jokes. Check out my book. Garanteed to make you pee your pants.

"This is Holvan's Sushi hotline, how may I help you?" "That's one sexy voice" "Excuse me?" 🍣 A sushi loving girl and a mysterious hotline voice. Can I say much more? (Cover by @Mistalee_ ) ------- Like Dialogue books? Up for trying something new? Check out this book for a quick and easy read. It's a short and sweet dialogue book with descriptive thoughts as well as proper written chapters to mix things up! You'll fall in love with the characters, trust me, As always, keep reading! -AMG xx - #1 dialogue 18/9/19 (25.8k reads 1.46k votes) #5 Shortstory 19/12/19 (58.2k reads 3.06k votes) #3 shortstory 19/02/20 (125k reads 6.1k votes) #6 shortstory 19/03/21 (375k reads 20k votes) #10 shortstory 27/05/22 (595k reads 33.7k votes)

❝Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.❞ ❝That would be you.❞ ❝You're a smooth motherfucker, aren't you?❞ In which Nico desperately needs advice and finds a payphone, but he has nobody to call. And then the payphone rings. And Nico answers. And over a series of phone calls with a witty, feisty female, Nico falls in love. But sometimes, God likes to fuck it up a bit. Just for shits and giggles. ---------- Copyright © 2018 by Sierra Soriano. All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

I Think I'm Falling For You... Sike!, de clichekelly

Cringiest shit you'll ever read :) Started: 01/11/2016 Completed: 10/02/2017

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Annoying Wattpad Moments {CRINGEY}

Ehhh I've given up trying to edit this book that I wrote ages ago. I'll just reupload it in all its shining, 12-year-old humour glory. You can leave hate comments if you really want to stoop that low but chances are I'll agree with whatever you're saying.

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