School Jokes =Math Teacher:What would you get if you multiplied 1345 by 678? Student:The wrong answer ! =Teacher:What word is always spelled wrong? Student: Wrong =Science Teacher: What is a Bacteria? Student:The backdoor of the cafeteria =Teacher:Where can you learn about ducks? Student:At the ducktionary =Teacher:How many letters are in the alphabet? Student: 11 t-h-e-a-l-p-h-a-b-e-tAll Rights Reserved