John Doe - The First Zombie

In the strange world of Dirt, John Doe, a simple anthropologist student at the University of Pointless Subjects is about to play an important role in the strange world of Dirt - He's going to become its' first zombie!

Now he will have to learnt to fight the craving for brains and how to woe his love; even thought he is a walking corpse. He's just going to have to hope that she's in to necrophilia...

He is also going to have to escape his parents clutches, who are both biologists that believe John is the next step in the evolutionary ladder.

John Doe is just going to have to come to terms his life, or undeadness, is never going to be the same again.