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Book One Of The Clumsy Artist Series

"If I do this love." He murmured catching a strand of my loose hair. "You'll owe me. Are you ready to owe the devil a favour? Because I guarantee I'll come to collect."

Those were the words that changed my life as I knew it. I went from a clumsy fairly normal girl to well... a slightly less clumsy... who are we kidding, I'm still a hot mess. But after that I was a hot mess caught in the cross hairs of Falcon Avery.

Oops you don't know what I'm on about do you. Well to cut a long story short, I pissed off Satan incarnate, got indebted to said Devil and then pranked the hell out of him for shits and giggles. Throw in some pink smoothies, questionably sane best friends and more drama than is good for my poor heart and you'll be halfway to understanding my dilemma. 

Join Blaire and Falcon on their mission of revenge, ranks and War. Who knows what may happen after all... all's fair in love and prank wars!

Don't forget to check out book two!
My amazing cover is all thanks to @fanwriting. I owe her so big go check her out she's the absolute bestAll Rights Reserved

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Violet's Delight by lyazar

"Well then. That's the first time a girl has ever rejected my close proximity," he said, eyes ablaze with a playful fire. "You better get used to it," I retorted as I spun on my heel and headed for the school doors that led to the outside. "I've never met anyone like you before," he called after me, this time, not coming after me. "I know, Romeo. I'm a special little snowflake," I called back, not turning around. "You got the 'little' part right there, Princess!" he shouted after me. I threw up my middle finger back to him and heard him laugh as I exited out the doors rather dramatically. ... I'm tired of all those high school stories about a straight-A girl student with the perfect life who falls for the stereotypical Mr. Bad Boy who wears leather black jackets and only has a soft spot for her. That's not how the real world works, sweetheart. I may look like a damsel, but I'm never in distress. ... Not me making fun of the "she's not like every other girl" trope <3 o.o :)) I like to think I'm funny. After all: #3 in amusement 10/22/22 #1 in banter 10/31/22 #3 in friendship 11/7/22

You Drive Me Crazy by chezywik

Highest rank: #208 high school sweethearts Meet Avery White. Her parents are loaded, and she has the perfect life. She doesn't know it but she's beyond beautiful and guys drool at the sight of her. Sometimes she's too modest for her own good, but everyone still loves her. And Meet Justin Carter. He's your stereotypical bad boy who only cared about his hair, his car, and girls. While Avery's parents are loaded, Justin's loaded too. But I'm not talking about money... He wants her, and he'll do everything in his power to get her, and being the heir of the deadliest mafia in the business, you get a lot of damn power. Will this be absolute cringe? Yep. Will this most likely be predictable and cliché? You fucking know it. But you never know what goes on behind closed doors, so you should come anyway. After all, everyone's love story is different-and everyone's got secrets. Also contains irrelevant puns and shitty jokes! Started [4/17/17] Finished [8/6/17] SEQUEL: Lost

The Bad Girl Wears Pink ☑️ by LeRoyaleJae

|| HIGHEST RANKS: #13 in HUMOR #79 in TEEN FICTION || If you are going to be BAD, then you have to do it the BAD way... It's pretty simple: 1) Don't get caught 2) Always have a Plan B 3) If all else fails... Run...Run for your life! Everyone has a bad side. Some try to deny it's existence, some hide it and others well...they rule the world with it. In the book of being BAD there are ninety-nine formulas for world domination... Number one: You aren't BAD until you can walk around the school dressed in all pink and have everyone afraid to approach you. Number two: You aren't BAD until you can break into a certain bad boys house and well... do the wrong kinds of stuff. Number three: You aren't bad until quite frankly, you have declared vengeance against the bad boy. ~*~ "I heard you like bad boys," Blade says with a vivid smirk on his face. I glared up at him, without responding clenching my fists fighting the urge to punch him in the face. "So...?" He says after a couple seconds of silence. "So what?" "So what do you think...Tinker Bell?" He says emphasing on the stupid name. His face moved closer to mine and I stared back into his green eyes, watching the fire inside ignite. I smirked, "Then find me one." Blade grins at my witty retort and shrugs it off. "I look at you and I see cotton candy, but then you open your mouth... and suddenly you turn into licorice," he scoffs. "Welcome to the game bitch, your move, now let's play." ~*~ When two very unlikely paths cross, it turns into chaos, vengeance and the ultimate revenge schemes. Has Blade Collins finally met his match? Or has he met the devil himself in the form of a high school girl? One, who he didn't even know existed only twenty minutes ago. But now he does, and what's left to do... but finish the war that has started.

The Cupcake Theory by theforgottonone

HIGHEST RANK #27 IN HUMOR *** Life is full of lessons that we need to remember, for Mackenzie (also known as Mace or that girl that always falls over) life seems like a boring routine. Her love life is as lifeless as a corpse With her best friend happily in love with his sweet girlfriend, her nonexistent bad boy is more like an obnoxious jerk rather than a rebel and the golden boy has friend zoned her to many times (82 and counting) Throw in stupid revenge plots, a love triangle that makes no sense, beneficial food fights and midnight Kmart rampages, you are left which a couple theory's to question if you really know what life is about. But first, you have to make a mistake ..it all started with a cupcake @@ Did you really take 16 cupcakes from the shop yesterday? " "Maybe.. "I look to see them staring at me in disbelief "Do you really need 16 cupcakes?" Their eyes flicker between the box of cupcakes and me who has half of one stuffed in my mouth. Hastily I swallow "Okay, to be fair she was going to throw all 24 beautiful delicious cupcakes in the bin. It's a waste and a criminal offence to chuck out something so tasty. So I just happened to volunteer to take them home... without anyone knowing..." I lick some of the buttercreams that had fallen onto my hand. "I believe that's called stealing," a voice says from behind me. WARNING lots of cheesy jokes, embarrassing moments and food

Trust Me by queen_of_olympus_

"I told you to leave me alone. Are you stalking me?" I asked the little shits. "Of course not! Rude much?" Noah gasped, his hand over his heart. "I am truly wounded by your words." I rolled my eyes at his dramatic performance. "Well I am wounded by your presence! What the hell are you doing here?!" Lucas stepped towards me, hurt and confusion evident on his face. "We were just wondering how you were. Noah said you were in a lot of pain, and you looked so tired during class. We wanted to know if you were okay!" "Speak for yourself," Jackson snorted. "I actually don't care. At all." Jasmine has been bullied, abused, and hated since middle school. She's come to believe that people are cruel and untrustworthy. It's best to let them do what they want and pick yourself up when they leave you on the ground. When the trio of new boys arrive, Jasmine walks past without a glance. Her untrusting demeanor is something nobody has been able to break through. But the boys love a challenge. Meet Jackson, the bad boy, Lucas, the sweet one, and Noah, the clown. This cliché group might just make Jasmine's walls come crashing down.

Pure Hate by ineslepeuch

What would you do if your boyfriend broke up with you for someone else? Even worse. She is that girl. Popular, shallow and horribly perfect. The one who makes all of your insecurities stand out. So I decided to hit him harder. The only thing that would piss him off more than seeing me with another guy would be seeing me with this guy. Because no one likes it when the enemy takes away something that used to be ours, not even when we left it behind as if it wasn't worth a penny. He hates him and it would be the perfect revenge. It really would if I didn't hate him even more. Growing up with the person you hate most in the world just because he's your brother's best friend is hard enough. Then imagine asking him to fake date you in order to make another guy jealous... Hopeless, huh? Well, consider me a hopeless cause because now, is the time for my revenge. 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆟 𓆝 This story contains mature themes and inappropriate language, not suitable for all audiences. For a full list of TWs, please go at the beginning of the book, under "author's note". Reader discretion is advised. 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆟 𓆝 Status: Ongoing (NOT EDITED) New chapter on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays & Sundays.

PRANKS and KISSES | 1 ✔️ by izeeyou

Skylar Davies has always been a proud member of the "Invisibles", you know, those people at school whom everyone seems to NOT know about? But when she accidentally sent her not-a-love-letter e-mail to her longtime crush, Kenji, she knew that her life is about to take a hundred and eighty degree turn for the worse. Desperate to save her reputation, or rather lack of it, Skylar has no other choice but to ask for the help of the school's most notorious prankster and hacker extra-ordinaire, Hunter Cole. Now Hunter expects her to be his partner-in-crime in exchange for his help. Fanfreakingtastic. Will Skylar be able to pull off being the devil's assistant? Or will she eventually finds out that the prank's on her when she realizes that she's falling in love with the prankster? #1 romcom #2 funny #2 pranks #4 humor #7 friendship THIS BOOK IS CURRENTLY UNDERGOING EDITS. IN LINE COMMENTS WILL BE AFFECTED.

The Ride Home by 2lovely2

'You hurt me, And I hurt you. We are forever even.' /// 'So why are you talking to me again?' 'Switch up the scenery,' he replied shortly. I frowned and took a small bite of my ice cream. Only a week ago I was crying in his arms with bruised knuckles at a bus stop. I had decided that would be the last time we would ever even be together. I had thought that it would turn into an embarrassing memory that I would always associate with his name. Yet here we were. He was sitting across from me with tinted lips from stained ice-cream. And this very moment caused me to wonder what more would come from that memory. I was a firm believer in avoiding violence. This is ironic since I was the one who punched a girl. But the more I thought about it and the more I took in Blake's presence sitting across from me, the more I came to the conclusion that maybe something good came from it. And to think, this entire thing was sprouted from one ride home. ~ ~ ~ WARNING: -This book contains profanity -It also has sexual dialogue and very suggested sexual scenes so it may get a lil frisky ~I have already pre-written most of this book so updates should be fairly quick

A Lovable Disaster by Catalicious786

A story of love and hate and well...multiple disasters..Read on to find out😉 Excerpt: He took me to a dark lane through a passage between two dilapidated bungalows. We were alone. I already had that feeling in my gut when you feel like you are being touched the wrong way but I ignored it. He suddenly stopped walking, looked at me with his ugly face and even uglier smile and remarked,"Won't I get a kiss?" "I don't know about that..." "But you promised.. Remember?? you pinky promised." "Umm..I didn't think you would actually do it.." "Well we are alone and there's no one..What is the problem?" The problem is you are ugly and I don't want to ruin my first kiss this way. "Do whatever you want."

Away from Him (completed) by Amyareeba

"Touch me and -" I glare at him. "And what?" He smirks, taking a step forward leaving no space between me and the wall behind me. Amy is starting high school with her best friend Mikaela and decide to not let anyone in between them. They are the most craziest people if seen together but the most annoying people when apart. A lot changes when they meet 4 other girls in their class along with some crazy adventures. Aiden is also starting high school with all of his friends coincidentally. As they start high school , they are the schools rebels, bad-asses and they fall under the category of 'do-not-mess-with-list'. Rivals, girls and others are all part of their lives and everyone is scared of them. But what happens when they cross Amy and Mia's path? When Aiden and his friends keep being a target of Mia and Amy's friends pranks? With high school drama, crazy friends and nemesis, Amy is up for one emotional roller coaster. All you need to do is fasten your seatbelt and enjoy the ride. Find out in the book...its a complete ride for them so go with them to explore their features PM for any question, area of improvement and most of all please vote and comment! Started : 25.01.17 #155 in teen fiction 20.02.17 #71 in teen fiction 03.03.17

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Violet's Delight cover

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The Ride Home cover

A Lovable Disaster cover

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Violet's Delight

"Well then. That's the first time a girl has ever rejected my close proximity," he said, eyes ablaze with a playful fire. "You better get used to it," I retorted as I spun on my heel and headed for the school doors that led to the outside. "I've never met anyone like you before," he called after me, this time, not coming after me. "I know, Romeo. I'm a special little snowflake," I called back, not turning around. "You got the 'little' part right there, Princess!" he shouted after me. I threw up my middle finger back to him and heard him laugh as I exited out the doors rather dramatically. ... I'm tired of all those high school stories about a straight-A girl student with the perfect life who falls for the stereotypical Mr. Bad Boy who wears leather black jackets and only has a soft spot for her. That's not how the real world works, sweetheart. I may look like a damsel, but I'm never in distress. ... Not me making fun of the "she's not like every other girl" trope <3 o.o :)) I like to think I'm funny. After all: #3 in amusement 10/22/22 #1 in banter 10/31/22 #3 in friendship 11/7/22