Because Wattpad is Cliché
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Last published Wed, May 31, 2017
I could give you a million and one reasons why all those overused wattpad plots are redundant and annoying to find and how all those authors should get a life -especially the ones who don't even make them remotely good- and I'm sure you could do the same. So guess what I want to do. Yes of course, I will rant as this is probably why you came, but I'm going to do even more. Remember those clichés? You do? Good. I'm going to take those clichés and make a non cliche version. So good bye good girl and bad boy couples. Books about some random chick living with a bunch of rich guys, and male billionaires going after seemingly ordinary women. Oh and just about EVERY SINGLE VAMPIRE/WEREWOLF BOOK ON HERE. Are you ready? So am I, "Because Wattpad is Cliché."
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