POETRY, PRANKS, PHONE CALLS & EPIC FAILS
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Prepare to piss your pants... Well you don't have to but....
This is a book full of the mischief we get up to behind closed doors...
Prank calls, Shouting out the window, Dirty poetry, REBELS, Throwing Cadbury buttons at annoying teenagers... What more could you ask for??
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