Pimple Remover

Pimples.

Tell me, how do I get rid of them? I tried every treatment in books, the internet, advices-EVERYTHING! It's all just temporary absence and then they come back! 7 big and proud pimples pop back everytime! Yes, 7 pimples, every. Single. Time.

And I'd like to think it's just a coincidence but I have 7 big time crushes on both males and females.

Really now? Oh yes, really really.
Coincidence? My friend thinks not.

And that's why she 'thankfully' created the biggest pimple remover of all.

Getting rid of them crushes. Literally.

No just kidding, we don't want to turn into complete murderers.
Not completely, but slightly murderers of my feelings.

Corny it may sound but yes, I am getting rid of those crushes to completely obliterate these fucking pimples.

Excuse my french.