Galaxy Of YOLOgion
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Última publicación vie, oct 2, 2015
(FYI HALF THE STUFF IN HERE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUS ALSO THIS BOOK IS ALSO NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY)
A bunch of crap happens in space with dinosaurs (Yeah those are in there too) kittens and robots and few other things start fighting over the last Dorito they decide to have a all out space fight with guitars lasers and of course KITTENS. This homicidal classic will keep you at night and make you have the best freaking dreams you have ever imagined written by the incredibly talented and handsome and amazing and super cool and gets all the ladies and sometimes guys (he is a man of class) he enjoys drinking MTN Dew during the sunset in his gold plated mansion his name is none other then Vincent R. (Because revealing last names is stupid)
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