Somali jokes
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Somali jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I'm the only person doing this in this whole app but anyway if you're a Somali you'll definitely understand it not all but some , if you're not Somali then ......welcome, now you know how Somalis are like lol , Enjoy and please vote and also don't forget to comment cause I would love to hear what you have to say. Go on now .....Read it, Read it, Read it, read it.
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