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Somali jokes

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Somali jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I'm the only person doing this in this whole app but anyway if you're a Somali you'll definitely understand it not all but some , if you're not Somali then ......welcome, now you know how Somalis are like lol , Enjoy and please vote and also don't forget to comment cause I would love to hear what you have to say. Go on now .....Read it, Read it, Read it, read it.All Rights Reserved

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Love Talk || Wonwoo by icy-yy

"I don't understand you so many times..." A gameplay request from an unknown player? Accepted. It was started. Online game to online texts to voice calls to smiling at each other in person. It was first helping out for bosses in the game then helping him to laugh more openly in real life. She landed in his life like a dandelion landing in your sight out of nowhere. All outgoing and no care of the world. It was difficult. The language barrier was difficult. She knew the language but was still struggling. He corrected her but laughed before doing that because of the hilarious sentences she said that she didn't mean to. "...but I still love you." ══════════════════ -Comedy -Romance -Friends to lovers -A texting fic at the start, will return to normal -English isn't my first language so there might be some grammar errors. Started: 30 April 2024 Finished: 30 May 2024

Survivors Of The Lost by iamaaliyahakram

2020/05/29 #105 Sorrows #394 spiritual First I thought to tell you everything, What Iam hiding and why? But then I realized, Do you care about it? I love hard. Embarrassingly hard. All in type of hard. But I do silently. I drown the feelings in my gut until I'm heavy with 'I want you' and 'I love you' and 'I miss you'. I hold my hope in my throat. I clutch my wishes in my hands. They become moist with sweat until I no longer want them. If you could read me you would have known, I never wanted you to leave until now. It was just the situation where holding on to you was more difficult than letting you go. I loved you, I cried, I apologised, I made efforts, And Finally I lost myself.

Ayo and Teos story by Raybae1201

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Zainab (Editing) by salmarrh22

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The Delivery Guy ✔ by LihaMirza

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Ask and Dare Big 5 and Big hero 6 by EllieElainecatalonia

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