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Somali jokes

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Leituras 23,236
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Capítulos 16
Tempo <5 mins

Somali jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I'm the only person doing this in this whole app but anyway if you're a Somali you'll definitely understand it not all but some , if you're not Somali then ......welcome, now you know how Somalis are like lol , Enjoy and please vote and also don't forget to comment cause I would love to hear what you have to say. Go on now .....Read it, Read it, Read it, read it.Todos os Direitos Reservados

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Unexpected Love Story, de Aaheum

To all of my new friends I'm new here so please don't hate me if I make any mistake 😅 . I'll try my best to make you all happy with my stories and I'm an Indian . Lastly I'll say please enjoy . ' A little clue for you all 😄 ' " I didn't knew a part of my memory is missing , the most sweetest part is only missing " .

Bad Influence | Jungkook, de KooKie_Doll

"W-What are you doing, Y/N?" Jungkook stammered. His gaze drifted to her plump lips. "Oh, so you do know my name," she remarked as she positioned his arms around her midsection, drawing closer until he could feel his own racing heartbeat. "You know, I hate that you're taken. I genuinely wish you were single, all for me," she murmured, scowling at him. "But no problem, I know exactly how to snatch away something that catches my eye." -- What happens when Jungkook comforts a girl in tears one night, only to find out she's one of the richest students at his new school? His disdain for the wealthy grows, especially for Seung Y/N, who seems intent on pulling him into her world of bad influences. Started: March 20, 2022 Ended: June 17, 2022 18+. Contains mature themes such as sexual content and very sensitive topics that may trigger some people. Please do not read if that makes you feel uncomfortable. This is a fan-fiction, purpose that all incidents and occasions in this are all imaginary and all are of my imagination. Any resemblance to substantial life events and species, living or dead, are all purely coincidence.

Ask and Dare Big 5 and Big hero 6, de EllieElainecatalonia

Ok, now I'll continue this book. And please Ask some questions and Dares. Even if you want some requests to let you join here. And also don't forget to comment and vote. Hope you like or love this one!!!

LOVE GOES BY MARRIAGE! ✔, de shewrites_official

Want to know about Halal Love/Marriage ?😇 Have you ever Dreamt of getting Married ?😚 🌴 Want to know the Married Life of our Beloved Prophet Muhammad(SAW)? 💖 🌴 Do you want to know how Love Goes in Islam ? 😉 🌴 Are you interested in Islamic Concept of Halal Love ? 😄 🌴 Want to have a look How we Muslims have an eternal Journey of Marriage? 😍 🌴 Are you in a Haram Relationship and want to leave it,then this Book might help you. ☺ 🌴 Do you Like/Enjoy going to others Wedding? 😋 Or 🌴 If you want to get any General Knowledge about Islamic Love and Marriage. 🌴 Then you 👇 are at the Right ☑ Place 🌍! 🌴 Here you will be getting all the Above ☝👆☝ Mentioned Information and Loads More in the Most Simplest Form 😇 In Sha Allah! 🌴 Please Click the Above ☝ "READ" option to know more. 😀 🌴 Please Read This Book In Sha Allah you will Like it.😄 HIGHEST RANK OF THIS BOOK #7 [Random] #Alhamdulliah 😇

Caught In His Orbit||Tk(✓), de cutegir2002

Previous title: Falling for him?? Story by cutegir2002 ** A story about The CEO of Jeon Passion ent. Jeon Jungkook and his secretary Kim Taehyung. Two exactly opposite people, with two different mind sets, having just a similar thing in them that's hatred towards love. For them love is pain, and they had promised themselves to never fall for anyone. But one day jungkook's family who wants him to marry, will come to his office without telling him and force him to marry someone. And to get out from that marriage he declares his secretary Taehyung as his boyfriend. What will be his family's reaction?? How will Taehyung react to this sudden announcement?? And how this fake relationship will lead them to fall for other??... A common forces relationship story with cute subh's touch. Read this story and be a part of this common yet unique story. **** "Meet my boyfriend Kim Taehyung." Jungkook spoke and everyone's jaw dropped including Taehyung. "What the hell are you spouting? Leave me." Taehyung whispered to Jungkook who gave him a fake smile. **** "Hello mister, get up I am not doing everything alone" Taehyung spoke dragging Jungkook who had a whipped smile on his face with just one thought. 'am I FALLING FOR HIM??' Contains. Top Jungkook. Bottom Taehyung. Whipped Jungkook. Sassy, power bottom Taehyung. Fluff, fluff and lots of fluff. Less angst. Romance, humor, drama, smuts. Mpreg with fem boy concept. Maybe Indian marriage. Male lactation. ⚠️⚠️ Mention of abuse, self harm, sexual assault. Side ships. Yoonmin Namjin Lisa× hobi Enuwoo× Seo-jun. Started: 28 March, 2023. Ended: 5 June, 2023 THIS STORY IS BASED ON MY IMAGINATION THERE IS NO CONNECTION BETWEEN THE REAL LIFE PEOPLE WITH ANY OF THIS CHARACTERS. IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH ANY OF THE THING MENTION ABOVE KINDLY LEAVE.

Trust (GOING UNDER EDITING SOON ), de irajmalik

COMPLETED!✔🔱✅ "Don't worry little one there is no one here to save you from me, you don't know how desperately I have waited for this moment," he said coming closer to me, his breath fanning my face, I glared at him and looked again for someone around me but couldn't find anyone, I smiled.. looking back to this monster in front of me "Oh! you thought I was looking for some one to save me from you! I was just watching that is there anyone to witness me kicking your ass! " I said with a smirk His facial expressions changed into furious one his eyes turned cold as ice making me gulp harder "Let's see," he said gritting his teeth.... Coming dangerously closer..... Ehteshaam, 28-year old heartless monster of underworld but perfect and very successful businessman, the CEO of Ahmed Corporation as well as Devilishly handsome and sinfully sexy but with dark past, no one can ever imagine...... The leader of a most feared gang "the Salvation" The gang which has his power all over the whole continent, no one ever tried to mess with them because they know what will be the consequences. The man who possesses power, money, and fame but......something missing from his life, He is eager to get one and the only girl he had his eyes on.... ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ Meet MAHROSH a simple girl with friends and a loving family she has a blind trust on Allah SWT it's her belief that whatever happens in life happens for a reason What will happen when two opposites attract each other? A story of love,power and revenge ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE, SO THERE WILL BE GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES. IF U ARE GRAMMAR NAZI AND CANT STAND THE GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES, SO, BE AWARE! P.s be patient while reading this story :) Allhumdullilah #353 in romance on 2nd feb 2018 😊 #1 muslimlovestory on 6th oct 2020 😊

Blessings, de dynastic

Assalamualaikum My Dear Brothers and Sisters of Islam!!! Daw'ah, is to call, request, encourage people to Islam. Now since we're all moderately teens who are shy when it comes to the whole introducing of Islam to others and all, why not take advantage of what we are all good at? Technology!!! This wonderful site, gives us the opportunity to create and post our own writing. I got to thinking, "Hey, while we're at it, why not create an on line book about Islam?" Many of our peers don't understand many of the things that we do, the way we dress, the things we eat, they don't really get why we do it. They're to shy to ask out in the open, so they'll always have that word nagging at the back of their heads going "why." So I have decided to create this book, so that we can inshAllah explain Islam in our own way. Notice that I said "WE". Yep, I am not solely gonna take on this task, I am human and I will mistakes, so feel fee to correct anything I write, contribute and I'll publish it along with the rest of this book also. Come on, STEP RIGHT UP, share your own bit of knowledge, because it will be a form of daw'ah and you'll get rewards, inshAllah.

Must be nice (an august alsina love story ), de MontyyCarloo

Read it , vote , and share ... ALSO comment ... peace love

Irrevocably In Love, de Queen0226

He is funny jokes. She is shy smiles. He is sarcastic. She is logistic. He finds positives in life. She finds negatives in life. He is a playground. She is a book. He stares at people, confidently. She stares at the floor, nervously. He is impulsive. She is caution. He is complex. She is simple. He is day. She is night. He is sun. She is moon. He is Mr social. She is Miss shy. They had nothing in common But still their heart rhymed, Because it takes two opposites to harmonize. You'll be surprise to know how much you can have in common with someone completely different from you.

Zainab (Editing), de salmarrh22

Ok...I'm not really good at story descriptions,so please just read,I assure you ,you would enjoy it......and if you don't know yet, this is my first book...😍😘

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To all of my new friends I'm new here so please don't hate me if I make any mistake 😅 . I'll try my best to make you all happy with my stories and I'm an Indian . Lastly I'll say please enjoy . ' A little clue for you all 😄 ' " I didn't knew a part of my memory is missing , the most sweetest part is only missing " .