Sweet, Innocent, Little Amanda

Most people don't find humor into being kidnapped... But I do

My name is

Amanda Violet Lee and I'm pretty innocent to
•sarcasm
•anger
•dirty things and lastly
•kidnapping

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"Would you be a dear and get in the FÜCKING car!" Shouts my 'kidnapper'.

"Well you know I'm more of a gazelle... I like to prance around gracefully" I say innocently. He gives me a pissed off look.

"I was wrong your more like an Ostrich who thinks it's smart to stick their head in the ground during a stampede, thinking your invisible" he mumbles.

"That was a Monkey thing to say"

"What the hell does "a monkey thing to say" mean" he mimicked in a high pitched voice.

"1) I don't sound like that 2) because monkeys kind of do what ever they want and have no care on how much harm their causing" I say smartly and smirk.

"Just get in the fucking car!"