Shopping and Other Disasters
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Last published Thu, Apr 25, 2013
A blonde shopaholic gone broke--and wild...the laugh-out-loud tale of one British girl addicted to shopping, prone to cutting up credit card debt statements, and a terrible new wife who burns the toast. Rosie Markham isn't the sharpest crayon in the box--but she's by far the funniest...
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